508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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