put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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