He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Drunk is a universal language darling
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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