i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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