i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize