: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize