she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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