The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
So squirting runs in the family.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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