Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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