thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I pour the whiskey from now on
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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