Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
