Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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