She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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