i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
ttyl tear gas
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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