am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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