i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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