I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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