You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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