God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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