Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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