Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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