I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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