when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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