It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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