I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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