Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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