I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize