She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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