the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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