it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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