do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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