Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
420 ftw
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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