That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I could fuck to npr.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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