Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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