the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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