Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
