I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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