he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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