we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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