Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Randomize
