If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Just cropdusted the office
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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