i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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