Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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