Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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