Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Now it won't go down.

(512): View more from Texas

You've got a gift.

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(520): View more from Arizona

i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself

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(757): View more from Virginia

I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

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(217): View more from Illinois

You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.

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(631): View more from New York

He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants

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(907): View more from Alaska

Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is

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