I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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