used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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