You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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