So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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