i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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