38 yer olds are good kisserssss
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
This house was built for laser tag.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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