I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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