His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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