Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Randomize
